🛰️ Earth is a Side Quest – Main mission: galactic greatness
The Hook
Some people live for daily routines. You? You’re chasing interstellar adventures, collecting cosmic XP, and realizing that Earth is just a tutorial level. Enter Earth is a Side Quest.
The Pitch
The Earth is a Side Quest T-Shirt is for cosmic adventurers, stoner strategists, and anyone who knows the real game is out there among the stars. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than a freshly polished asteroid and lighter than your consciousness after a hyperjump. Perfect for space raves, late-night stargazing, or casually reminding everyone that you’re playing on a whole other difficulty level.
The Experience
Slip it on and instantly feel like your energy has unlocked a new dimension. Breathable, feather-light, and soft enough to nap in between missions, this tee moves with you through warp-speed adventures, cosmic snack runs, and existential side quests. Durable enough to survive alien encounters and interstellar mischief, yet soft enough to keep you comfy while leveling up your vibe.
The Colors
Available in Galaxy Black (classic space stealth), Nebula Heather (speckled with cosmic energy), and Starlight White (bright enough to highlight your galactic flair). Each color makes the bold text pop like neon signage in orbit.
The Design
Front and center: “Earth is a Side Quest.” Beneath it: the interstellar tagline, “Main mission: galactic greatness.” Paired with subtle planetary and spaceship motifs, this tee perfectly balances humor, stoner energy, and cosmic ambition.
🛸🌌✨ For the adventurers, the dreamers, and anyone whose life’s main quest is boldly out of this world.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🛰️ Earth is a Side Quest – Main mission: galactic greatness Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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