💫 Blasted Off Without a Map – We’re not lost, we’re just exploring weirdly
The Hook
Who needs GPS when you’ve got pure chaotic vibes and a half-charged lighter? Maps are for people who care where they’re going. You? You’re just floating through the universe, blasting off without a clue—and somehow that’s the point.
The Pitch
The Blasted Off Without a Map T-Shirt is for space wanderers, cosmic drifters, and anyone who’s ever gotten “lost” but called it “finding themselves.” It’s not just a tee, it’s a statement: direction is optional, vibes are mandatory. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s lightweight, breathable, and softer than the cosmic couch cushions inside a UFO lounge. Perfect for road trips that go off-course, late-night festivals, or just zoning out in your backyard pretending the stars are winking back.
The Experience
Slip it on and you’ll feel like the universe gave you a hug and whispered, “Don’t worry, nobody actually knows what they’re doing.” This shirt’s smooth, premium cotton blend keeps you comfortable whether you’re chasing stardust or just wandering to the gas station at 2AM. It’s durable enough for all your misadventures, yet soft enough to feel like you’re wrapped in intergalactic reassurance.
The Colors
Available in Stargazer Black (for maximum mysteriousness), Cosmic Heather (that sweet space-static look), and Supernova White (bright enough to be mistaken for a comet). Each one makes the bold text and design shine like a beacon for other lost explorers.
The Design
The words “Blasted Off Without a Map” beam across the front, paired with playful alien-inspired details. Underneath: the sly punchline—“We’re not lost, we’re just exploring weirdly.” It’s equal parts wanderlust and inside joke, making it the perfect shirt for cosmic misfits and Earthly oddballs alike.
🚀✨ Because sometimes the best journeys start when you have absolutely no idea where you’re going.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
💫 Blasted Off Without a Map – We’re not lost, we’re just exploring weirdly Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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