🚀 Zoned Out in Zone Zeta – Mentally not on Earth
The Hook
If you’ve ever stared at nothing for 20 minutes and called it “deep thought,” congratulations—you’ve officially entered Zone Zeta. Population: you, a couple of space lizards, and that one thought loop that started three bong hits ago.
The Pitch
The Zoned Out in Zone Zeta Tee is your official uniform for those moments when your body’s on Earth, but your brain’s buffering somewhere past Alpha Centauri. Made with Bella+Canvas premium Airlume cotton, it’s softer than a Martian cloud and smoother than your last attempt at explaining quantum consciousness. Ideal for stargazing, daydreaming, or forgetting what you were just talking about.
Whether you’re zoning out mid-conversation, contemplating the nature of vibes, or just vibing with the nature of nothing, this tee says what words can’t: I’m here… kind of.
The Experience
Slip it on, and suddenly gravity feels more like a suggestion. It’s light, breathable, and slightly too comfortable—like wearing a cosmic daydream. The fit is chill enough for lazy afternoons, but cool enough for festival nights where you might actually meet a being from Zone Zeta.
The Colors
Nebula Black – perfect for blending in with the void.
Ethereal Heather Gray – calm, neutral, vaguely interdimensional.
Zeta Glow Green – a subtle nod to your alien aura.
The Design
Front and center, “Zoned Out in Zone Zeta” stretches across in bold, glitchy text, anchored by the tagline “Mentally not on Earth.” Around it, faint cosmic doodles—planets, satellites, and floating thought bubbles—remind everyone you’ve officially left the chat.
🪐💫 Perfect for dreamers, drifters, stoners, and philosophers who’ve mastered the art of being physically present but cosmically elsewhere.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🚀 Zoned Out in Zone Zeta – Mentally not on Earth Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
|
21
|
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L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
|
30
|
25
|
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2XL
|
31
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26
|
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3XL
|
32
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28
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