👨🏻🚀 Zooted in Zero Gravity – Floating high in every sense
The Hook
Forget gravity—forget responsibilities. When you’re Zooted in Zero Gravity, your only concern is how high your vibes can go while the planets just spin on without you.
The Pitch
The Zooted in Zero Gravity T-Shirt is for cosmic stoners, space drifters, and anyone who’s ever imagined a joint so strong it bends spacetime. Made from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s lighter than a comet tail and softer than a nebula pillow, giving you comfort that’s basically otherworldly. Perfect for festival hopping, late-night smoke sessions, or lounging on the couch pretending your ceiling is the Milky Way.
The Experience
Slip it on and feel the universe hug you back. Breathable, feather-light, and stretchy enough for spontaneous zero-gravity yoga or awkward dance-offs, this tee turns every activity into a floating adventure. It’s durable enough to survive your interstellar mischief yet soft enough to make you question why gravity even exists at all.
The Colors
Available in Astro Black (classic stealth space vibes), Cosmic Heather (subtle but otherworldly), and Lunar White (bright enough to catch alien attention). Every option makes the design pop like neon signage on a distant spaceport.
The Design
Boldly printed: “Zooted in Zero Gravity.” Beneath it, the cheeky punchline: “Floating high in every sense.” Combined with playful space motifs, it’s the perfect mix of stoner humor and cosmic swagger—a shirt that screams “out-of-this-world vibes” without ever having to leave your couch.
🌌💨👽 For the high flyers, the cosmic loungers, and anyone who knows floating beats walking any day.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
👨🏻🚀 Zooted in Zero Gravity – Floating high in every sense Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
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16
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S
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27
|
18
|
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M
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28
|
20
|
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L
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29
|
22
|
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XL
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30
|
24
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2XL
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31
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26
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