🔭 Planet Hopping Hitch Hiker – "One world isn’t enough."
The Hook
Some people travel for the views. Others travel for the vibes. But you? You’re out here thumbing rides across star systems, fueled by curiosity, cosmic dust, and whatever snacks survived reentry. Because let’s face it—one planet just doesn’t cut it anymore.
The Pitch
The Planet Hopping Hitchhiker Tee is the ultimate badge for the interstellar wanderer. Made from Bella+Canvas’s signature Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than an alien lullaby and lighter than an oxygen bubble on Neptune. This is your go-to gear for late-night stargazing, road trips that accidentally turn into wormhole detours, or deep conversations about whether black holes are just the universe’s way of recycling vibes.
The Experience
Slip it on and instantly feel the pull of adventure—or maybe that’s just zero gravity. The fabric feels impossibly smooth, breathable, and cozy enough to nap through a meteor storm. Whether you’re exploring new galaxies or your couch cushions, this shirt is engineered for comfort on every plane of existence.
The Colors
Warp Trail Black – classic, sleek, and ready for lift-off.
Atmosphere Gray – cool and calm, like moonlight on metal.
Comet Dust Blue – soft and otherworldly with cosmic undertones.
The Design
Front and center, the phrase “Planet Hopping Hitchhiker” arcs across a retro-space logo, anchored by the tagline “One world isn’t enough.” Surrounding it are minimalist planets, a wandering UFO, and a tiny hitchhiking silhouette—hand out, thumb up, hope eternal.
🚀🌌✨ Perfect for cosmic nomads, restless dreamers, and anyone who’s ever looked up at the stars and thought, “I could live there.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🔭 Planet Hopping Hitch Hiker – "One world isn’t enough." Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
|
28
|
21
|
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L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
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30
|
25
|
|
2XL
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31
|
26
|
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3XL
|
32
|
28
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