📡 Consciousness is a Glitch – Reboot your brainwaves
The Hook
Ever feel like reality just… hiccupped? That’s because it did. Welcome to Consciousness is a Glitch, where your brainwaves are optional, and your perception is on a cosmic rollercoaster.
The Pitch
The Consciousness is a Glitch T-Shirt is for stoner philosophers, cosmic thinkers, and anyone who knows that existence occasionally needs a soft reboot. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than a neural synapse on warp speed and lighter than your thoughts after a psychedelic insight. Perfect for festival wandering, late-night meditations, or staring at the ceiling while contemplating the simulation.
The Experience
Slip it on and feel like your mind is untethered from gravity. Breathable, feather-light, and insanely soft, this tee moves with you through existential epiphanies, interdimensional adventures, and the occasional cosmic snack break. Durable enough to survive chaotic tripping sessions, yet soft enough to let your brainwaves drift freely across the galaxy.
The Colors
Available in Glitch Black (classic brainwave stealth), Nebula Heather (psychedelic cosmic vibes), and Starlight White (bright enough to highlight your trippy insights). Each color makes the bold text pop like a neon neural spike in the mind’s eye.
The Design
Front and center: “Consciousness is a Glitch.” Beneath it: the mind-bending kicker, “Reboot your brainwaves.” With playful glitch motifs, cosmic patterns, and subtle stardust accents, this tee perfectly blends humor, stoner energy, and cosmic philosophy.
🧠🌌✨ For the trippers, the thinkers, and anyone ready to hit “reboot” on their perception of reality.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
📡 Consciousness is a Glitch – Reboot your brainwaves Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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