📡 Parallel Universe, Same Munchies – Reality shifts, hunger stays
The Hook
You can jump universes, dodge black holes, and witness alien empires—but nothing stops the primal craving for snacks. No matter the dimension, munchies remain universal law. Enter Parallel Universe, Same Munchies.
The Pitch
The Parallel Universe, Same Munchies T-Shirt is for cosmic travelers, stoner philosophers, and anyone who’s ever wondered if potato chips taste better on a parallel Earth. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than a nebula cloud and lighter than a comet tail. Perfect for exploring alternate realities, chilling at home, or wandering music festivals while contemplating the existential importance of snacks.
The Experience
Slip it on and instantly feel interdimensional comfort. Breathable, lightweight, and absurdly soft, this tee moves with you through warp-speed adventures, zero-gravity lounges, or late-night fridge raids. It’s built to survive laundry cycles, alien encounters, and the occasional intergalactic sauce spill while keeping you cozy and stylish across all timelines.
The Colors
Available in Quantum Black (classic dimension-hopping), Nebula Heather (speckled with cosmic vibes), and Supernova White (bright enough to track your snack crumbs across universes). Every color makes the print pop like a portal beacon for snack-seeking travelers.
The Design
Front and center: “Parallel Universe, Same Munchies.” Below, the punchline: “Reality shifts, hunger stays.” Paired with subtle space motifs and playful alien snack graphics, this tee is a hilarious cosmic manifesto for anyone who knows that no matter where—or when—you are, snacks are eternal.
🍕🌌👽 For the interdimensional snacker, cosmic wanderer, and anyone whose stomach refuses to respect timelines.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
📡 Parallel Universe, Same Munchies – Reality shifts, hunger stays Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
|
16
|
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S
|
27
|
18
|
|
M
|
28
|
20
|
|
L
|
29
|
22
|
|
XL
|
30
|
24
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
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