🔭 Abducted, Not Ghosted – They didn’t leave me on read—they beamed me up
The Hook
Forget getting ghosted. Forget unanswered texts. When extraterrestrials slide into your life, they don’t just ignore you—they physically show up, hover over your house, and beam you aboard. That’s real commitment.
The Pitch
The Abducted, Not Ghosted T-Shirt is your badge of honor for cosmic-level attention. Made from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than an alien tractor beam and way more comfortable than Earthly dating apps. Whether you’re telling your friends about your “otherworldly experience” or just poking fun at ghosting culture, this shirt says you’ve been chosen—literally.
The Experience
Slip it on and feel like you’re floating just a little off the ground. Lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously soft, this tee is perfect for late-night stargazing, music festivals, or those awkward hangouts where you’re waiting for someone to text back but secretly hoping a UFO picks you up instead. It stays comfy wash after wash—no vanishing acts here.
The Colors
Available in abductee black (stealthy), cosmic heather gray (subtle but starry), and beam-white (glows like a tractor beam at midnight). Each color makes the design stand out like a neon sign on a mothership.
The Design
Front and center, the bold phrase: “Abducted, Not Ghosted – They Didn’t Leave Me on Read—They Beamed Me Up.” Paired with a playful UFO graphic, it’s part confession, part inside joke. It’s the kind of shirt that makes strangers laugh and believers nod knowingly.
👽📡 Because when aliens commit, they commit.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🔭 Abducted, Not Ghosted – They didn’t leave me on read—they beamed me up Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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