👾 I Thought the Stars Were Doritos – And I still do
The Hook
Some people gaze at the night sky and see constellations. You? You see nachos scattered across the cosmos. Clearly, the universe has excellent taste. Welcome to I Thought the Stars Were Doritos.
The Pitch
The I Thought the Stars Were Doritos T-Shirt is for cosmic snackers, stargazing stoners, and anyone who’s ever confused astronomy for a late-night snack run. Made from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s softer than a tortilla chip dusted in stardust and lighter than the heat of a freshly opened bag. Whether you’re wandering festivals, couch orbiting during a Netflix binge, or staring out the window wondering if Neptune is just a giant cheese puff, this tee keeps you comfy while your imagination soars.
The Experience
Slide it on and feel the universe hug you like a freshly baked nacho casserole. Breathable, lightweight, and unbelievably soft, it’s perfect for starlit adventures, psychedelic couch sessions, or casual debates over which galaxy tastes like Doritos. Durable enough for snack spills, late-night adventures, or accidental teleportation into another dimension, it keeps you feeling cosmic no matter what.
The Colors
Available in Meteor Black (classic snack stealth), Nebula Heather (cosmic speckles for extra crunch vibes), and Starlight White (bright enough to highlight your nacho crumbs). Every color makes the bold text pop like cheesy starlight across the night sky.
The Design
Front and center: “I Thought the Stars Were Doritos.” Beneath it: the cheeky kicker, “And I still do.” Paired with subtle space and snack motifs, this tee is part cosmic comedy, part stoner manifesto, and entirely delicious in vibe.
🧀🌌✨ For the snack-loving stargazers, cosmic philosophers, and anyone who knows that the universe tastes better with cheese dust.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
👾 I Thought the Stars Were Doritos – And I still do Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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26
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16
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S
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27
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18
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M
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28
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20
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L
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29
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22
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XL
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30
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24
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2XL
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31
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26
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