👩🚀 I’m Not From Around Here – And I’m not going back
The Hook
Some people try to blend in. Others? They’ve got one foot in another galaxy, a sprinkle of stardust in their hair, and absolutely no plans to return. That’s I’m Not From Around Here.
The Pitch
The I’m Not From Around Here T-Shirt is for cosmic outsiders, interstellar stoners, and anyone who knows they belong more with the stars than with Earthly routines. Made from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than a nebula cloud and lighter than a warp-speed jaunt through the cosmos. Perfect for festivals, couch orbiting, or subtly reminding people that your energy isn’t exactly local.
The Experience
Slide it on and feel like your vibe has officially left the planet. Breathable, lightweight, and ridiculously soft, this tee moves with you through zero-gravity lounging, alien encounters, and long interdimensional trips. Durable enough to survive warp-speed adventures, soft enough to make you question why anyone would ever want to “fit in” on Earth.
The Colors
Available in Cosmic Black (classic interstellar stealth), Nebula Heather (speckled with extraterrestrial energy), and Starlight White (bright enough to broadcast your otherworldly aura). Each color makes the bold text pop like a neon sign in orbit.
The Design
Front and center: “I’m Not From Around Here.” Beneath it: the cosmic mic drop, “And I’m not going back.” With subtle alien and space motifs, this tee perfectly blends humor, stoner energy, and unapologetic intergalactic confidence.
🛸🌌✨ For the wanderers, the trippers, and anyone whose vibe has officially gone off-planet.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
👩🚀 I’m Not From Around Here – And I’m not going back Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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