✨ Aliens Stole My Charger – Now I’m running on pure vibes
The Hook
You were at 2% battery, minding your own business, when they came. Bright lights, weird noises, and—poof—your charger was gone. Now you’re just floating through space, powered entirely by caffeine, chaos, and cosmic energy.
The Pitch
Our Aliens Stole My Charger Tee is the official uniform for anyone who’s ever felt personally attacked by the low-battery icon. Crafted from Bella+Canvas’s supersoft Airlume combed cotton, it’s smoother than a UFO abduction beam and comfier than your favorite couch after a three-hour existential crisis. This shirt says, “Yeah, I’m drained—but I’m still glowing.” Perfect for festival wanderers, night-owls, gamers, and galactic freeloaders who run on nothing but pure vibes and bad decisions.
The Experience
Slip it on and instantly feel recharged—not by electricity, but by vibe energy. It’s breathable, lightweight, and cozy enough to survive both hangovers and hyperspace. The relaxed fit lets you move freely while your brain’s buffering reality. People will read it, laugh, and nod in tragic solidarity.
The Colors
Battery-Low Black – sleek, moody, and efficient.
Solar Flare White – crisp and radiant, like cosmic Wi-Fi.
Heather Static Gray – the color of interdimensional lag.
The Design
Front and center, the phrase “Aliens Stole My Charger” glows with abduction-beam energy, followed by the cheeky confession “Now I’m running on pure vibes.” Stylized neon cables twist around little UFOs and planets, giving the illusion your battery’s connected straight to the stars.
⚡👽💫 Perfect for vibe junkies, night-shift philosophers, and anyone who’s accepted that maybe—just maybe—the aliens needed that charger more than you did.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
✨ Aliens Stole My Charger – Now I’m running on pure vibes Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
|
21
|
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L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
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30
|
25
|
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2XL
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31
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26
|
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3XL
|
32
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28
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