Cosmic Dust & Couch Crumbs – Snacking on galaxies
The Hook
They say you are what you eat—which explains why you’ve got the metabolism of a black hole and the crumbs of an interstellar feast stuck to your hoodie. You’re not messy, you’re just cosmically aligned. Welcome to Cosmic Dust & Couch Crumbs.
The Pitch
The Cosmic Dust & Couch Crumbs T-Shirt is for snack lords, stargazers, and anyone who’s ever looked at a bag of chips and thought, “This is basically space food.” This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle statement: half celestial wanderer, half professional snacker. Made with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than melted Milky Way bars and lighter than zero-gravity munchies. Whether you’re vibing at home with your Netflix queue, or pretending your chips are tiny asteroids colliding in your mouth, this tee’s got you covered.
The Experience
Slip it on and it feels like sinking into your favorite couch cushion while watching galaxies swirl on the ceiling. The cotton blend is breathable, feather-soft, and built to handle both stardust AND snack dust without judgment. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “Yeah, I eat pizza at 2AM—but I also believe in cosmic alignment.”
The Colors
Available in Meteor Black (classic crumb camouflage), Nebula Heather (static-chic), and Milky White (snack stains optional). Each tone makes the print stand out like starlight bouncing off a Dorito.
The Design
Front and center: “Cosmic Dust & Couch Crumbs.” Beneath it, the cheeky closer: “Snacking on galaxies.” It’s equal parts interstellar humor and stoner poetry, the perfect badge for anyone who knows a bag of chips is basically infinite space fuel.
🍕✨ For cosmic snackers, celestial loungers, and anyone whose vibe is equal parts outer space and snack drawer.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cosmic Dust & Couch Crumbs – Snacking on galaxies Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
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16
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S
|
27
|
18
|
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M
|
28
|
20
|
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L
|
29
|
22
|
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XL
|
30
|
24
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
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