🧬 I Licked Saturn and Saw God – 10/10 trip, would orbit again
The Hook
Some people microdose mushrooms. Others lick the rings of Saturn and transcend existence. One moment you’re stargazing, the next you’re face-to-face with divinity who looks suspiciously like Jeff Goldblum in a cosmic bathrobe. Welcome to I Licked Saturn and Saw God.
The Pitch
The I Licked Saturn and Saw God T-Shirt is for psychonauts, stoners, and seekers of the absurdly divine. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a testimonial. A cosmic Yelp review scrawled across your chest, declaring your astral experience a solid five stars. Made with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than planetary rings and lighter than zero-gravity enlightenment. Perfect for music festivals, campfire philosophizing, or that one trip where you realized your aura was actually just space glitter.
The Experience
Slide it on and you’ll swear you can hear celestial harp music faintly in the background. The lightweight, breathable cotton blend feels like a cosmic robe spun from nebula threads—soft enough to nap in, sturdy enough to withstand orbiting at questionable velocities. It’s like wearing the universe’s inside joke, and you’re in on it.
The Colors
Choose Celestial Black (deep-space mystery), Nebula Heather (psychedelic haze), or Starlight White (pure divine glow). Each option makes the bold text shine like enlightenment written in stardust.
The Design
Front and center: “I Licked Saturn and Saw God.” Underneath, the immortal footnote: “10/10 trip, would orbit again.” It’s part cosmic confession, part psychedelic Yelp review, and all unapologetically weird.
👅🪐✨ For the seekers, the trippers, and the ones who know spiritual awakening might just taste like Saturn’s rings.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🧬 I Licked Saturn and Saw God – 10/10 trip, would orbit again Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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26
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16
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S
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27
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18
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M
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28
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20
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L
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29
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22
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XL
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30
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24
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2XL
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31
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26
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