🍄 My Ride’s a UFO – Zero emissions, maximum attention
The Hook
Forget Teslas, forget hybrids—your whip doesn’t need gas, it needs gravity manipulation. Why settle for traffic when you can hover above it all in pure extraterrestrial style?
The Pitch
Meet the My Ride’s a UFO T-Shirt, built for those who know the future of transportation isn’t electric—it’s interstellar. Crafted from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as soft and smooth as a crop circle landing. It’s the ultimate fit for star travelers, alien enthusiasts, and anyone who’d rather skip the gas pump for a tractor beam. Zero emissions, all vibes.
The Experience
Slide into this shirt and feel the comfort level shoot past Mach speed. Lightweight, breathable, and softer than the glow of a nebula, it’s perfect whether you’re kicking back on Earth or hitching a ride to Alpha Centauri. It stays comfy through hyperspace jumps, backyard barbecues, and even those awkward conversations where people brag about their “fuel efficiency.” You? You’re just casually saving galaxies.
The Colors
Available in deep-space black for maximum stealth, meteor-heather gray for that “I woke up in another dimension” look, and cosmic white for when you want to shine brighter than a supernova.
The Design
Front and center, the phrase: “My Ride’s a UFO – Zero Emissions, Maximum Attention.” Clean, bold, and funny enough to get double-takes in any crowd. The text is paired with a playful UFO motif—equal parts satire and style—that makes your shirt look less like an outfit and more like a boarding pass to the stars.
🛸✨ Wear it like a license plate to your cosmic cruiser—because Earth traffic is for Earthlings.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🍄 My Ride’s a UFO – Zero emissions, maximum attention Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
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M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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