🪐 Invasion of the Chillest Kind – Take me softly, space cowboy
The Hook
Not all invasions are lasers and chaos. Some are lo-fi beats, glowing UFOs, and a tractor beam that feels more like a weighted blanket than an abduction. If you’re going to be taken, let it be gently—preferably by the chillest aliens in the galaxy.
The Pitch
The Invasion of the Chillest Kind T-Shirt is your wearable love letter to cosmic calm. Made from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s as soft as a nebula pillow and more breathable than fresh air on Mars (assuming there is any). Perfect for festival wanderers, backyard stargazers, or anyone who hears “beam me up” and thinks, finally, a nap in orbit.
The Experience
Slip this tee on and feel the tractor beam of comfort wrap around you. Lightweight, durable, and effortlessly soft, it’s perfect for vibing with friends, watching stars, or drifting into the kind of half-sleep where time and space stop mattering. It’ll hold up through late-night laundry runs, midnight adventures, and sunrise chill-outs without losing its flow.
The Colors
Available in midnight black (stealthy abduction mode), stardust heather gray (the “cosmic neutral”), and cloud-white (for when you want to glow like a freshly beamed cow in a cornfield). Each color lets the design pop like a beacon in the night sky.
The Design
The bold phrase “Invasion of the Chillest Kind – Take me softly, space cowboy.” rides across the chest with just the right mix of humor and swagger. Paired with subtle UFO artwork, it’s part invitation, part inside joke, and entirely a vibe.
🛸🤠 Because some invasions don’t conquer—they cuddle.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🪐 Invasion of the Chillest Kind – Take me softly, space cowboy Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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