🌑 Nebula Dreams and Nacho Screams – Visions in cheese and stardust
The Hook
Some people meditate under the stars. Others accidentally discover enlightenment at 2AM with a family-sized bag of nachos and a head full of cosmic visions. Welcome to Nebula Dreams and Nacho Screams—where the galaxy tastes like cheddar and destiny drips in queso.
The Pitch
The Nebula Dreams and Nacho Screams T-Shirt is for snack philosophers, late-night trippers, and anyone who’s ever looked at a tortilla chip and thought, “This is basically stardust I can eat.” It’s not just a shirt—it’s a cosmic snack manifesto. Built with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than melted queso and lighter than the thought of parallel universes where nachos don’t exist (tragic). Whether you’re vibing at a festival, stargazing with greasy fingers, or just raiding your fridge like it’s a black hole, this tee delivers.
The Experience
Slip it on and you’ll feel both celestial and snack-ready. The fabric is breathable, feather-soft, and durable enough to withstand cheese stains, stoner debates, and the crushing realization that you ate the last chip. It’s like a wearable hug from your favorite constellation—cozy, forgiving, and ready to absorb all your late-night revelations.
The Colors
Available in Meteor Black (perfect crumb camouflage), Cheese-Dust Heather (self-explanatory), and Starlight White (warning: nacho fingerprints incoming). Every shade makes the design pop like neon signs outside a UFO taco truck.
The Design
Front and center: “Nebula Dreams and Nacho Screams.” Underneath, the kicker: “Visions in cheese and stardust.” Equal parts snack poetry and cosmic comedy, it’s the perfect fit for anyone who believes enlightenment tastes better with extra jalapeños.
🧀🌌✨ For the snackers, the seekers, and the starry-eyed cheese devotees.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🌑 Nebula Dreams and Nacho Screams – Visions in cheese and stardust Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
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16
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S
|
27
|
18
|
|
M
|
28
|
20
|
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L
|
29
|
22
|
|
XL
|
30
|
24
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
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