High on the Milky Way – One puff past Pluto
The Hook
Forget cloud nine—you’re out here cruising on galaxy level highs. When you’re High on the Milky Way, gravity’s optional, vibes are eternal, and Pluto is just your pit stop snack break.
The Pitch
The High on the Milky Way T-Shirt is for cosmic stoners, starry-eyed dreamers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken the Big Dipper for an actual dip bowl. This tee isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s an intergalactic passport that says: “I’m vibing with quasars and chilling with comets.” Made with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than moon dust and lighter than your last exhale. Perfect for festivals, rooftop smoke sessions, or just spacing out in your backyard while debating if black holes are cosmic lungs.
The Experience
Slide it on and you’ll feel like the universe just passed you the ultimate joint. The lightweight cotton blend wraps you in softness, breathable enough for long nights under star fields and durable enough to survive gravity’s occasional buzzkills. It’s basically your stoner spacesuit—only way cozier.
The Colors
Available in Stardust Black (mysterious and sleek), Nebula Heather (psychedelic static chic), and Supernova White (bright enough to light up the sesh). No matter the shade, the design pops harder than Saturn’s rings under a kaleidoscope.
The Design
The headline “High on the Milky Way” beams across the chest, backed by playful space motifs. Below, the perfect cosmic mic drop: “One puff past Pluto.” It’s equal parts stoner poetry, cosmic humor, and a badge of honor for anyone whose lungs have been to infinity and beyond.
💨👽✨ Perfect for the space cadet who knows the universe hits different when you take it one puff at a time.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
High on the Milky Way – One puff past Pluto Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
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16
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S
|
27
|
18
|
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M
|
28
|
20
|
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L
|
29
|
22
|
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XL
|
30
|
24
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
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