🛰️ Intergalactic Snack Run – Snacks taste better past Mars
The Hook
Earth snacks are fine… if you enjoy mediocrity. But once you launch into the cosmos, every chip, cookie, and cosmic brownie tastes like stardust dipped in pure delight. Welcome to the Intergalactic Snack Run—where the best munchies are always light-years away.
The Pitch
The Intergalactic Snack Run T-Shirt is designed for spacefaring snack enthusiasts, cosmic wanderers, and anyone who believes that distance makes the crunch sweeter. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s as smooth as melted chocolate on a zero-gravity dessert plate and lighter than a bag of air from the Moon. Perfect for interstellar road trips, late-night Netflix marathons, or sneaking snacks on your spaceship without judgment.
The Experience
Slide it on and instantly feel like your taste buds are orbiting Jupiter while your comfort levels soar past Saturn. The fabric is breathable, feather-soft, and durable enough to withstand rogue crumbs, accidental soda spills, and the occasional asteroid collision. Every wear feels like a cozy hug from the galaxy itself, keeping you ready for both chill and chaos.
The Colors
Available in Meteor Black (stealthy snack mode), Cosmic Heather (speckled like asteroid dust), and Comet White (bright enough to showcase every snack stain proudly). Each tone makes the bold print stand out like a neon sign on an alien snack stand.
The Design
Front and center: “Intergalactic Snack Run.” Beneath it, the cosmic punchline: “Snacks taste better past Mars.” With subtle alien snack motifs and playful planetary details, this tee perfectly blends humor, stoner vibes, and interstellar munchie energy.
🍿🌌👽 For the snack astronauts, stargazing chefs, and anyone whose idea of a road trip involves warp speed and extra cheese.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🛰️ Intergalactic Snack Run – Snacks taste better past Mars Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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26
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16
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S
|
27
|
18
|
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M
|
28
|
20
|
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L
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29
|
22
|
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XL
|
30
|
24
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
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