👽 Straight Oughta Space — Because Earth Is, Frankly, Overrated 🧪

👕 So Soft It Feels Illegal in At Least Three Dimensions 🛸

Made from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric (which, we’re 99% sure, is harvested from ethically-sourced space clouds and hand-massaged by astral monks), this shirt hugs your body like a friendly mushroom spirit guiding you gently through your trip. It’s lightweight, breathable, and ideal for everything from music festivals to mind-melting meditation in your backyard hammock.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

🌟 What it Means

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: This is the creme de la creme of cotton. Airlume is a special process where the cotton is combed to remove any imperfections, making it ultra-soft and smooth. It's ring-spun, which means the fibers are twisted into a fine, silky yarn that’s stronger and softer than regular cotton.
  
  

• Result: This fabric feels like wearing a gentle cosmic hug—a soft, breathable experience that doesn’t weigh you down. It’s as if the universe itself decided your shirt should feel like the softest, most luxurious cloud.
  
  

🪐 All shirts are lightweight, breathable, and feature a retail fit that flatters whether you're a couch astronaut or a festival alien. They’re made to move with you, vibe with you, and hold up through all your lucid dream laundry cycles.

🌬️ Translation for Earthlings: These are not your average tees. They’re soft. They’re flexible. They feel like a loving hallucination you can wear.

View Intergalactic Size Chart Available Here

🌠 Available in sizes XS to 5XL because whether you’re a compact comet or a whole galaxy, you deserve to wear something that looks like a DMT vision quest.

Perfect For The Following Earthlings 

• Folks who treat lava lamps like spiritual advisors
  
  

• People who’ve had deep conversations with their houseplants
  
  

• Chronically vibing souls who forgot what day it is (again)
  
  

• Anyone who thinks crop circles are a form of flirty alien DMs
  
  

🚨 Pro tip from the 9th dimension: Check the sizing chart before you order. We want your aura to be aligned, not your armpits to be restricted. Since every piece is made to order (and sewn with cosmic intent), we can’t offer sizing returns—so let’s get it right the first time, space cowboy 🤠🌌

🎯 Size up if you plan on achieving enlightenment in layers.
🎯 Size down if you're trying to feel like a space burrito wrapped in confidence.

No matter your shape, orbit, or gravitational pull — this shirt's got the range to fit your form and your frequency. ✨

✨ Wash cold, dry low, ascend always.

Reality is optional, but laundry instructions aren’t. Treat your threads like you treat your vibrations—gentle and elevated.

Listen, we didn’t just slap ink on fabric and call it a day. This shirt is made by beings (probably human, possibly alien) who believe in interstellar style and earthly durability. Whether you're vibing on Venus or just zoning out in your room, your Motherspace 1 T-Shirt is built to survive dimensions—both literal and metaphorical.

💥 Our Galactic Promise

We stand by our quality like Bigfoot stands by plausible deniability.

If your shirt arrives looking like it went through a black hole backwards—smudged print, cosmic glitches, alien bite marks—we’ve got your back. Just send us proof and we’ll either:

✅ Beam you a replacement
OR
✅ Refund your Earth credits

No need to shout into the void—we actually answer emails.

🙃 But Wait... There’s Cosmic Fine Print:

Every product is made just for you, stitched with intention and probably surrounded by a crystal grid. That means:

🚫 No returns for wrong sizes
🚫 No returns for buyer’s remorse, interdimensional regrets, or outfit clashes with your aura

So check the sizing chart like your third eye depends on it 👁️

🌌 Final Vibe

Buy this tee not just to wear it—but to become it.
And if the universe glitches and sends you the wrong version?
We’ll fix it, no telepathy required.