🚀 Take Me to Your Dealer – Because Earth weed just hits different
The Hook
Forget “Take me to your leader.” Aliens don’t care about politicians. They’re here for something much more important: your plug. Because let’s be real—Earth weed? Legendary across the galaxy.
The Pitch
The Take Me to Your Dealer T-Shirt is the perfect uniform for stoners, psychonauts, and cosmic wanderers who know a joint can be just as interdimensional as a UFO. Crafted from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than a cloud of smoke drifting across a blacklight poster. Whether you’re blazing under the stars, vibing at a festival, or just hitting your couch like it’s orbit, this tee keeps you comfortable while making the universe laugh.
The Experience
Slip it on and instantly feel high on comfort. Lightweight, breathable, and softer than the inside of a kush-filled nebula, it’s ideal for late-night smoke sessions, trippy adventures, or the kind of conversations where time and space don’t make sense but somehow everything feels connected. It’ll survive laundry cycles and still feel like your go-to smoke circle tee.
The Colors
Available in stoner black (stealth mode), heather green (obvious choice), and ash gray (perfect for couch lock). Each one makes the design pop like glowing neon in a hazy living room.
The Design
Front and center, the bold phrase: “Take Me to Your Dealer – Because Earth Weed Just Hits Different.” Paired with a cheeky UFO graphic, it’s part joke, part lifestyle statement. It doesn’t scream, it winks—exactly the kind of humor your dealer (and maybe an alien) would appreciate.
👽🌿 Because space is cool, but Earth invented the munchies.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🚀 Take Me to Your Dealer – Because Earth weed just hits different Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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