☄️ The 3 Chiefs – Leaders of the Intergalactic Snack Council
The Hook
You’ve heard of the Three Wise Men, but forget gold, frankincense, and myrrh—these Chiefs bring cosmic snacks, questionable wisdom, and vibes strong enough to bend dimensions.
The Pitch
The 3 Chiefs T-Shirt is a tribute to extraterrestrial leadership at its chillest. Crafted from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is so soft it feels like a peace treaty signed on a nebula. Whether you’re a fan of interplanetary diplomacy, late-night mischief, or just like the idea of three aliens running a snack empire, this shirt keeps you comfy while looking otherworldly.
The Experience
Slip it on and suddenly you’re part of the council. Lightweight, breathable, and softer than moon dust, it’s perfect for music festivals, stargazing sessions, or mediating arguments about whether crop circles are art or advertisements. This shirt doesn’t just sit on your body—it beams you into the circle of Chiefs.
The Colors
Available in UFO black (serious council business), cosmic gray (for neutral negotiations), and moonlight white (when you want to glow like a prophecy). Each one makes the design stand out like an alien signature on galactic paperwork.
The Design
Front and center, bold lettering proclaims: “The 3 Chiefs – Leaders of the Intergalactic Snack Council.” Paired with a playful design of three alien silhouettes in cosmic regalia, it’s half inside joke, half galactic badge of honor. The kind of shirt that makes strangers ask, “Who are the Chiefs?”—and gives you full control of the lore.
👽👽👽 Three leaders. Infinite snacks. Maximum vibes.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
☄️ The 3 Chiefs – Leaders of the Intergalactic Snack Council Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|