🪬 I Came for Snacks and Got Probed – Worth it. Still got the snacks
The Hook
Some people go to the corner store for chips. You? You took a detour through the cosmos, met some questionable medical equipment, and still came out with Doritos. That’s dedication. That’s fashion.
The Pitch
The I Came for Snacks and Got Probed T-Shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for those who laugh in the face of abductions—as long as the munchies are satisfied. Made with Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than a marshmallow in zero gravity. Whether you’re hitting a midnight snack run, lounging under the stars, or swapping alien encounter stories at the festival, this shirt brings the perfect combo of comfort and comic relief.
The Experience
Slip it on and feel instantly abducted into comfort. The fabric is lightweight, breathable, and so soft you’ll wonder if it’s actually woven from intergalactic snack dust. It keeps its shape, survives your late-night laundry decisions, and feels good enough to wear whether you’re raiding the fridge or staring into the void.
The Colors
Available in abductee black (classic), probe-gray heather (mysteriously flattering), and cosmic white (for maximum snack stain visibility). Whatever shade you choose, the print pops like a neon sign outside a UFO diner.
The Design
Bold, witty lettering declares your priorities: snacks first, questions later. The phrase “Worth it. Still got the snacks.” doubles as both a life philosophy and a conversation starter. Pair that with a cheeky UFO graphic, and you’ve got a design that’s equal parts hilarious and oddly relatable.
👽🍕 Because sometimes survival isn’t about bravery—it’s about snacks.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🪬 I Came for Snacks and Got Probed – Worth it. Still got the snacks Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
|
21
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L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
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30
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25
|
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2XL
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31
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26
|
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3XL
|
32
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28
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