👽 Just Here for the Crop Circles – Cereal’s cool, but crop art slaps
The Hook
Sure, breakfast is fine. A nice bowl of Frosted Flakes can get you through the morning. But a perfectly symmetrical, galaxy-coded crop circle? Now that’s art worth waking up for.
The Pitch
Introducing the Just Here for the Crop Circles T-Shirt—equal parts cheeky and stylish, designed for those who see beauty not in cereal bowls, but in mysterious midnight field makeovers. Made from Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s as soft as alien whispers and way more breathable than your average “farm-to-table” tee. Whether you’re wandering a festival field, grabbing brunch with fellow believers, or staring suspiciously at corn stalks, this shirt has your cosmic back.
The Experience
Put it on and feel instant “laid-back abductee” energy. Lightweight and breathable, this tee moves with you whether you’re dancing barefoot in a wheat field or sprawled on your couch watching UFO documentaries. It’s soft enough to make you forget Earthly annoyances and durable enough to survive both laundry cycles and late-night crop stakeouts.
The Colors
Available in field-black (for stealthy investigations), stalk-heather gray (subtle but cosmic), and bright lunar-white (for that clean slate alien aesthetic). Each one makes the design pop like a signal beacon in the night sky.
The Design
Bold, playful lettering declares: “Just Here for the Crop Circles – Cereal’s Cool, but Crop Art Slaps.” Paired with a stylized UFO graphic hovering above a hypnotic field swirl, the design nails that sweet spot between funny and mysteriously fashionable. It’s a shirt that makes strangers laugh and believers nod in recognition.
🌾🛸 Because anyone can eat cereal—real legends chase circles.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
👽 Just Here for the Crop Circles – Cereal’s cool, but crop art slaps Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
|
21
|
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L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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