🛰 Beta Test Subject #420 – Unstable, unbothered, unbelievable
The Hook
Some people play it safe. Others become volunteer experiments for intergalactic R&D. You? You’re rocking Beta Test Subject #420—proof that being unstable can actually be a vibe, unbothered is the goal, and unbelievable is the brand.
The Pitch
The Beta Test Subject #420 T-Shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s documentation. A wearable badge that says: “Yeah, I signed up for this trip, and no, I don’t want to read the side effects.” Made with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s softer than a Martian beanbag chair and more breathable than an alien’s alibi. Whether you’re blazing trails (or just blazing), this tee has your back while you push the limits of what Earthlings call “normal.”
The Experience
Slip this shirt on and feel like you’re halfway between a science experiment and a cosmic influencer. The material hugs just right—lightweight, airy, and freakishly soft—perfect for all-night chill sessions, chaotic festival energy, or just existing in that glorious overlap between “mad scientist” and “stoned philosopher.”
The Colors
Choose from Galactic Black (for full lab-rat chic), Nebula Heather (trippy speckled vibes), or Quantum White (so clean it almost feels like lab-approved PPE). Every option makes the text pop like a classified alien experiment file stamped “TOP SECRET, DO NOT TOUCH.”
The Design
The bold headline “Beta Test Subject #420” dominates the chest—like your official test subject ID straight from Area 51. Below it? The chaotic punchline: “Unstable, unbothered, unbelievable.” It’s science-meets-stoner philosophy, wrapped up in a tee that’s equal parts alien chic and “oops, I broke reality again.”
🧪👽✨ For the brave, the baked, and the beautifully bizarre—Beta Test Subject #420 is proof you’re the experiment and the result.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🛰 Beta Test Subject #420 – Unstable, unbothered, unbelievable Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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