🌑 Crashed My Saucer, Still Vibin’ – Insurance doesn’t cover wormholes

The Hook

Some days are smooth flights. Others? You accidentally smash your UFO into a cosmic debris field and realize the universe doesn’t have a claims department. But that’s okay—because you’re Crashed My Saucer, Still Vibin’.

The Pitch

The Crashed My Saucer, Still Vibin’ T-Shirt is for intergalactic misfits, stoner pilots, and anyone who knows that a little cosmic chaos won’t ruin your mood. Crafted from Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than freshly oiled spacecraft panels and lighter than your consciousness after a wormhole detour. Perfect for festivals, late-night adventures, or lounging while pretending your living room just survived a planetary collision.

The Experience

Slip it on and feel like you’re floating in zero-gravity good vibes, even if your saucer has seen better days. Breathable, feather-light, and insanely soft, this tee moves with you through interstellar crashes, alien encounters, and the occasional accidental quantum leap. Durable enough to survive warp-speed mishaps, soft enough to keep you cozy while you contemplate the absurdity of galactic insurance policies.

The Colors

Available in Meteor Black (classic cosmic stealth), Nebula Heather (speckled like stardust wreckage), and Starlight White (bright enough to show off space scratches). Each color makes the bold text pop like emergency lights on a crashed saucer.

The Design

Front and center: “Crashed My Saucer, Still Vibin’.” Beneath it: the cosmic punchline, “Insurance doesn’t cover wormholes.” Paired with playful alien motifs and sci-fi wreckage details, this tee perfectly blends humor, stoner energy, and interstellar resilience.

🛸🌌✨ For the pilots, the misfits, and anyone who knows the universe might crash your saucer—but can’t touch your vibe.