🧪 The Truth Was Out There... and So Was I – We both got lost
The Hook
Conspiracy theorists told you the truth was out there. They forgot to mention that you’d wander off too. Turns out, both you and the truth are somewhere beyond the GPS signal—probably vibing in the same cornfield under starlight.
The Pitch
The Truth Was Out There… and So Was I T-Shirt is for cosmic wanderers who know life’s biggest mysteries come without a map. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration of solidarity with the lost, the curious, and the slightly baked. Crafted with Bella+Canvas supersoft fabric, it’s smoother than alien mind-melds and lighter than denial at a UFO hearing. Perfect for stargazing, late-night campfires, or showing up fashionably confused at your next music festival.
The Experience
Put it on and suddenly, being “lost” feels like a lifestyle. The cotton blend is breathable enough for long nights chasing shooting stars, and soft enough to double as an existential security blanket when you realize you’ll never finish The X-Files. Every wear feels like a cosmic hug that says, “Don’t worry, no one else knows what’s happening either.”
The Colors
Available in Cosmic Black (mystery chic), Static Heather (like background radiation, but cozy), and Starlight White (for when you need to glow like a UFO sighting). Each tone makes the print beam like a classified government file slipped under your door at 3AM.
The Design
The phrase “The Truth Was Out There… and So Was I” stretches across the chest, bold and unapologetic. Beneath it sits the sly afterthought: “We both got lost.” It’s equal parts clever quip, alien in-joke, and personal memoir for anyone whose navigation system always reroutes to “???”.
🌌✨ Because sometimes, getting lost is the truth.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: I Was Abducted By Aliens
- Email: contact@support.iwasabductedbyaliens.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🧪 The Truth Was Out There... and So Was I – We both got lost Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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